Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Going Offline

Can't afford the bill right now.

AGAIN.

Plus, in my frantic efforts to ignore the suck, shit and fail that is happening all around me, I am whipping around my favorite sites over and over and over and over, like a manic hamster on cocaine with a quad latte chaser.

This will not do.

Since the Internet can't keep up with me ANYWAY, I am better off paying some other bills first and returning when I'm stable.

In every sense of the word.

In the words of the noble and valiant Jerry Springer, take care of yourselves... and each other.

ETA: HEY! My friend Matt just posted something on Facebook that cheered me ENORMOUSLY. So I'll leave you with this pure goodness right here:


See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Oh, you are SO WELCOME.

4 comments:

Donna said...

Well, goodbye again. See you in the funnypapers.

sugaredharpy said...

Oh sweetie, I'm so sorry.

Fernan said...

see ya when you get back.
(((((Mel)))))

Fernan said...

Seeing as how I missed saying "GoodBye" I'm sitting by saying "Hello" for your return.